Category: Humor

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    Witchcraft, Cheating, Horny Teens, and Shame

    06/22/2017 | Peaches

    I’ve been thinking a lot lately about witchcraft. And, seemingly separately, about shame. Back story: high school in the late 90s, paganism and Wicca were having a moment. My girlfriends were very… tribal. I didn’t notice at the time but apparently our bisexual and lesbian tendencies were considered a bit challenging to parents and classmates. […]

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    The Drumstick

    02/24/2017 | Peaches

    The joy and curse of being a woman: being at a cafe or bar alone and realizing you are the most tempting and delightful drumstick at an understocked buffet. You notice in your peripheral vision the classic signs: licking lips, drool wiped from jaws, throats clearing. One gaze in particular is usually strongest, and it’s […]

  3. Battle of the Sexes 2016: Tinder Can’t Help Us Now

    08/05/2016 | Peaches

    I’ve learned not to use the phrase “Let me know” with a man. For example you might find yourself texting a guy, “Let me know when you want to come over.” In my mind, this means, “Let me know in the next day or so, when you’ve decided in advance, when you plan on coming […]

  4. How to Drink a Lot

    How To Drink A Lot

    05/06/2014 | Peaches

    A short tutorial on boozing. Attitude When you embark on your first boozefest, you must be either a) totally unaware that you’re going to get shitfaced or b) dead-set on getting shitfaced. There is no room for half-assed measures here, woman. Doubt is just like moderation, and look where that stoopid emotion gets you. If you […]

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    Being in a Horror Porn

    10/31/2013 | Scarlett Ryan

    As it’s Halloween, it seems a good time to share with you the tale of one of the more bizarre shoots I’ve taken part in–a horror porn flick. Nakedness, real life witches and fake blood abound. . . Working in the adult movie industry, even at a time when I was trying to be more […]

  6. Funny stories about sex

    Lisp Dollar Bill

    09/25/2013 | Electrik Kiss

    Electrik Kiss reveals all in her brutally honest and often funny stories about her sex life. This is excerpted from the upcoming and definitely not-PC novel, It’s Not My Fault: Sacrifice & Submission. After another one of the most-boring-mornings-ever, working in a ghost town of a hair salon, I wandered down the street to the […]

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    Leave Your Skin Alone

    08/15/2013 | Peaches

    At the risk of sounding like a total hippie, I wish women would stop listening to “The Man” and leave their skin alone. Who, you may ask, is “The Man” in this statement? Big cosmetics companies and their well-paid marketing teams, plus the print magazines that are supported by those cosmetics ads, plus every expert […]

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    X-Men and My Sex Life

    07/31/2013 | Whitney Fish

    The comic franchise X-Men has been like the Barry White of my sex life. It sounds silly, but X-Men has been in the background of a lot of my major sexual interactions. As a little girl, I watched the cartoon on TV and read some of the original comic books (yeah, I’ve always been a […]

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    That’ll Put Hair on Your Chest

    07/25/2013 | Fay Luce

    “It’s enough to put hair on your chest,” women say about strong liquors and stout beers. Sometimes when they say this I think they are talking about me. I’ve smoked cigars, hunted, eaten haggis, travelled alone, chugged forties with frat boys, and slept with dudes from Milan who put their finger in my butt. Maybe […]

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    Me and My Vagina

    06/28/2013 | Scarlett Ryan

    I’ve just been reading Naomi Wolf’s Vagina. A “feminist self-help biography of the vagina,” it does sound a bit bonkers, I admit. I’m not even going to get into whether the science bits are accurate, because I’m not a scientist and I haven’t got a clue. What did strike a chord with me was the […]

  11. Man's perspective on sex toys

    A Whisk in the Bedroom

    06/25/2013 | Jake Uitti

    I was in a bar the other night with a buddy and we saw an ad for a vibrator on TV. Trojan is introducing a line of them and, apparently, advertising them at commercial breaks during ESPN highlights. “I was with a girl who used that,” I told him off-handedly. He turned to face me […]

  12. The Vegetarian Dating Conundrum

    You Say Salad, I Say Steak (A Vegetarian’s Dating Conundrum)

    06/11/2013 | Jake Uitti

    My girlfriend and I took a trip to the Space Needle’s restaurant recently. We’d been given a gift certificate for $200, so we planned to SPLURGE! We even dressed up for the night, her in a cute black strapless dress, me in a purple button-down, pink tie and jacket. It would seem that sitting down […]

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    My First Day as a Porn Actress

    06/07/2013 | Scarlett Ryan

    Picture this: a scantily clad woman walks into her bedroom and begins to undress, unaware of the man watching covertly from behind the door. Taking her time, she strips off her clothes. Then she lays back, blissfully unaware of the eyes upon her, settles herself on the bed and begins to touch herself. And that […]

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    Not in the Mood

    05/28/2013 | Jake Uitti

    We were standing on the street by her apartment building. It was Christmas night and we’d just come from a friend’s party. We’d been dating for a month or so, and I thought everything was going well. “Hey,” I said. “I’m not into labels, or whatever, and the whole ‘boyfriend,’ ‘girlfriend,’ thing we can figure […]

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    Al Fresco Frolics with Scarlett

    05/17/2013 | Scarlett Ryan

    Finally, after the worst winter I can remember, we have sunshine! I woke up my fella yesterday morning, all excited and thinking about picnics and afternoons in the park. However his first thought was rather racier. “Great. That means sex outdoors,” he said. Indeed, al fresco sex is one of my favorite things. The different […]

  16. Dating from the male perspective

    About That Duct Tape. . .

    05/14/2013 | Jake Uitti

    Thoughts and experiences from a guy who has dated, argued with, loved, been embarrassed by, failed, offered joy to, and danced with women. I want to inspect what it is that is confounding, interesting and lovely about my relationship to women. . . and what shade of pink is that? –Jake Uitti I recently started […]

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    Scarlett’s Brief Guide to Blokes

    04/26/2013 | Scarlett Ryan

    As you may have noticed, we’re spending each Friday with Scarlett Ryan, a former adult actress and writer (and yes, she is English). This week she shares her personal viewpoints on various types of lovers. I love a good debate and heartily disagree with her opinion on Jokers, having found a few clownish personalities surprisingly […]

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    Wedded Bliss

    04/02/2013 | Mary Cyn

    I don’t really want to get married. I just want to have a wedding. Marriages are about taxes and compromise, a sleepy march toward death or divorce. Weddings, on the other hand, are parties so huge that other, smaller parties orbit them. Think about it–the engagement party, bridal shower, bachelor party, bachelorette party, and rehearsal […]

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    Free Desktop Wallpaper from Daily Dishonesty

    03/21/2013 | Lauren Hom

    We’re delighted to share some new desktop wallpaper today by talented illustrator and designer Lauren Hom. Apple pie as fruit–honest or optimistic? You tell us! Right-click the size below that’s best for your monitor, and select “save as/save target as” to download to your computer. Available in these sizes: 1440 x 900 | 1366 x […]

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    The Inexplicable Things Men Find Attractive

    02/18/2013 | Peaches

    I’m continually surprised by what men find attractive. It’s particularly interesting considering how we, as women, tend to focus on trends. As a gender we have a bad habit of assuming that just because some (probably gay) art director thought that gigantic mouths were sexy this year, every man we meet will be looking for that mouth, too.